A Dream I Dreamt About Sports

I dreamt I went to the Jalsa today.
Just felt the need to document this. It's way too interesting for me to not save this. Apparently I stood up to Khan and said all of this.

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So. You say you'll empower the common man through literacy and basic necessities. I didn't even need to hear your mandate to say this. Fairly textbook promises yet relevant and useful if they ever materialise. But then you say you'll fight the US for the drone attacks and other atrocities, boycott their help and build Pakistan on your own. A clear lack of foresight and diplomatic demeanour. Not justifying drone attacks, simply denying your stance. Why? Because you jump to heal the symptom and not the ailment.
Your repeated visits to Waziristan, body language, embracing their local attire speaks larger than the words you use to deny the fact that you are pro Taliban. Every time you have been posed with the question of your stance on Taliban and Shariah system, diplomacy oozes out of every pore of your body which is nowhere to be seen when you speak of the US of A. Either you're intentionally bad mouthing US because you're part of an undercover plan of theirs and wish for nobody to have the slightest idea of your soft spot for them or you truly have the Talibans wrapped around your little finger since the day you come to power and the Shariah system is slapped across what's left of the land of the pure, Taliban will be sitting in Islamabad. This will of course help your party's VP whose heart and chair is close to the cause of eliminating all Pakistani Ahmadis.
Remember one thing Mr Khan. You are capable of standing up against your closest peers in your party. You're a leader, not a team player. You'll weed out those who disagree with whatever you do once in power. The open door policy is only active till the run upto the elections because you need people till then. I smell dictatorship in your presence. I smell cannibalism in the name of power. You'll take the country as far from a secular Pakistan as possible. You have no plans, no focus and scanty research. You don't care about building the country you wish to build a palace in Jannat ul Firdous for your Hereafter. Not much different from the Swiss Bank accounts I say. All focus is on 'me' and not the people, the masses, the country.
Let me tell you one thing. You might win. With all the crazies joining your party and you not refusing to even one of them, you're only collecting quantity not quality because you don't need quality since you believe in only getting to the top and the team doesn't matter, only you do. I can create an online event today with a date of your coming to power where a jalsa this big or larger will come burn burqaas. Not as a sign of offence to the religious belief but to shun the oppression you'll slam down on us. Taliban do not belong in Pakistan. Jazz does, happiness does, art does, beauty does, tourism does. Burqaa is not who we are, a strong, confident free woman is. The day you let Taliban in we will start burning them alive wrapped in burqaas. We owe this to our unborn kids so beware Mr Khan, this is not a herd of sheep, we are a nation, with our thoughts, with our integrity and our direction, lost for now but we'll regain it. Either play along or handle the ball.

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