So there's this website called What Would I say [DOT] com.
It apparently generates status updates you are likely to put up.
I fell off the bed laughing. Got back up and fell again.
Here are a "few"
1. Note to self there's no one in peace. (Like hell!)
2. saverey saverey akhhaan khulday ee teri shakal (Me in my BEST moods)
3. chamaat* i can't not [FACT]
4. Then I'd never intend to make a greenhouse full of you [views on reproduction! ROFL]
5. royein mere naal [public invite that I exude]
6. So they fall 5957 to stroke victims so much. [no clue what this means but yeah, stroke victims are big in my life. big]
7. This discussion about Non Profit making [Always interesting, HOW can Non-Profits not feature when one is going through what is apparently MY mind]
8. Remembering Saleem Nasir. [my only love in absentia]
9. For Tamburlaine rises beyond bounds and you're up [My favourite book in recent years Timurlane features brainspace]
10. God of typos. [YUP]
11. HAHAHA, I'll conk off soon. [ I always wish I would]
12. Sadqay jauun Younus bhai [WHO the ____ IS Younus bhai?]
13. This discussion is forever ~The Huffington Post [Like hell, every discussion is]
14. Hate the singlechoice early action Deadline The Office of the way [Soudns like my work week]
15. Dil vich london [For sure :) ]
16. I think Elevators are not. [uhh... FOR SURE!!]
17. Baat itni namaazon ka [this is Zain Mustafa. For sure. The Ignore ka orange button story. Yes]
18. oh and no insight into people's characters but wait... [Falls off the bed laughing, that's me!]
19. I think I was just a motif backwards incomplete [Falls off again OMG that SURE is me]
20. Waiting for the melody, the answer in the honest ones? [So profound my Facebook brain is, no?]
21. I think you're neutered or one [Still profound]
22. multitasking has a Bhai [HAHAHAHA!]
23. Aap ki kamii thee. [My best Moods!]
24. I think I'm so sorry [Yes. I'm never sure it's entirely my fault. LOL]
25. August <3 :="" ave="" but="" do="" i="" idea="" maybe="" nbsp="" no="" p="" why="" you="">
26. Dear 69, Thanks for making [Random but 69 made me choke on water! LOL]
27. From my family in plain cheese pizza, cherry garcia, a bell? [Yeah that's random enough to be family. ]
28. Yes. That's what freedom of 2015. [This may become a historical quote one day. In 2015. maybe]
29. Lunch hour realization Parhai slash tarbooz juice [Very procrastinate-ish]
30. I think I want me [FINALLY I get the right idea]
31. Six thousand elephants are trying to talk [That's my head with the crazy lady in it. Yep]
32. I'm ODing on finding 'promising' approaches to mass distribution of Merriam Webster and Haydn Richards needed. [Grammar Nazi REPORTS!]
33. saverey saverey akhhaan khulday ee cream Tea at William Morris Gallery [I'm loving the punjabi showing up so often!]
34. Jo bhi hai, saala sach boltaa hai [I must have really liked someone. I'm sure not in politics. Must be some ice cream vendor]
35. Anita Shamim just so lethargic, can't lift a... red velvet cake is good [please note concentration span.]
36. William is kindness in Antarctica and found ... [LOL, William Harvey, did you take the orchestra to Antarctica now?]
37. William is a status being posted on my mind? [This is just too funny to be left out.]
38. the ridiculous people [but of course, all around us. I'm surprised they showed up so late here]
39. Uff TUM pohonch jaao hamesha, izzat berh jaaye.But KENYA? [Hahahahah WTF!?]
40. Let's do thapparr khaao phir bakeries ki baatein Hahahaha! [Sounds like me. Talking to Adeel, Maleeha and Ayesha]
41. Ammi would've adored this. [:) Ammi ]
42. Someone yelled in June? [Like hell they did]
43. plonked on the stairway in my house!!!*Chaaron qul aur chaabi kho jaaye. #InstantDeath [if one sentence could describe my home life...]
44. Raheem stays for all [very Zainab Fatima]
45. Who refuses to return to add 7up, add doodh, add some profanities and the original 39 letters of the Feline Lineage [That's any typical Ramzan evening post Iftar]
46. Ayesha once got spikes and blond and stop defecating on top of YOUR approach to disclose, copy, distribute, disseminate, dissemble, dissect, divest, divorce, draw a different guitar note [Okay this might have been a few rants smushed together. LOL]
It apparently generates status updates you are likely to put up.
I fell off the bed laughing. Got back up and fell again.
Here are a "few"
1. Note to self there's no one in peace. (Like hell!)
2. saverey saverey akhhaan khulday ee teri shakal (Me in my BEST moods)
3. chamaat* i can't not [FACT]
4. Then I'd never intend to make a greenhouse full of you [views on reproduction! ROFL]
5. royein mere naal [public invite that I exude]
6. So they fall 5957 to stroke victims so much. [no clue what this means but yeah, stroke victims are big in my life. big]
7. This discussion about Non Profit making [Always interesting, HOW can Non-Profits not feature when one is going through what is apparently MY mind]
8. Remembering Saleem Nasir. [my only love in absentia]
9. For Tamburlaine rises beyond bounds and you're up [My favourite book in recent years Timurlane features brainspace]
10. God of typos. [YUP]
11. HAHAHA, I'll conk off soon. [ I always wish I would]
12. Sadqay jauun Younus bhai [WHO the ____ IS Younus bhai?]
13. This discussion is forever ~The Huffington Post [Like hell, every discussion is]
14. Hate the singlechoice early action Deadline The Office of the way [Soudns like my work week]
15. Dil vich london [For sure :) ]
16. I think Elevators are not. [uhh... FOR SURE!!]
17. Baat itni namaazon ka [this is Zain Mustafa. For sure. The Ignore ka orange button story. Yes]
18. oh and no insight into people's characters but wait... [Falls off the bed laughing, that's me!]
19. I think I was just a motif backwards incomplete [Falls off again OMG that SURE is me]
20. Waiting for the melody, the answer in the honest ones? [So profound my Facebook brain is, no?]
21. I think you're neutered or one [Still profound]
22. multitasking has a Bhai [HAHAHAHA!]
23. Aap ki kamii thee. [My best Moods!]
24. I think I'm so sorry [Yes. I'm never sure it's entirely my fault. LOL]
25. August <3 :="" ave="" but="" do="" i="" idea="" maybe="" nbsp="" no="" p="" why="" you="">
26. Dear 69, Thanks for making [Random but 69 made me choke on water! LOL]
27. From my family in plain cheese pizza, cherry garcia, a bell? [Yeah that's random enough to be family. ]
28. Yes. That's what freedom of 2015. [This may become a historical quote one day. In 2015. maybe]
29. Lunch hour realization Parhai slash tarbooz juice [Very procrastinate-ish]
30. I think I want me [FINALLY I get the right idea]
31. Six thousand elephants are trying to talk [That's my head with the crazy lady in it. Yep]
32. I'm ODing on finding 'promising' approaches to mass distribution of Merriam Webster and Haydn Richards needed. [Grammar Nazi REPORTS!]
33. saverey saverey akhhaan khulday ee cream Tea at William Morris Gallery [I'm loving the punjabi showing up so often!]
34. Jo bhi hai, saala sach boltaa hai [I must have really liked someone. I'm sure not in politics. Must be some ice cream vendor]
35. Anita Shamim just so lethargic, can't lift a... red velvet cake is good [please note concentration span.]
36. William is kindness in Antarctica and found ... [LOL, William Harvey, did you take the orchestra to Antarctica now?]
37. William is a status being posted on my mind? [This is just too funny to be left out.]
38. the ridiculous people [but of course, all around us. I'm surprised they showed up so late here]
39. Uff TUM pohonch jaao hamesha, izzat berh jaaye.But KENYA? [Hahahahah WTF!?]
40. Let's do thapparr khaao phir bakeries ki baatein Hahahaha! [Sounds like me. Talking to Adeel, Maleeha and Ayesha]
41. Ammi would've adored this. [:) Ammi ]
42. Someone yelled in June? [Like hell they did]
43. plonked on the stairway in my house!!!*Chaaron qul aur chaabi kho jaaye. #InstantDeath [if one sentence could describe my home life...]
44. Raheem stays for all [very Zainab Fatima]
45. Who refuses to return to add 7up, add doodh, add some profanities and the original 39 letters of the Feline Lineage [That's any typical Ramzan evening post Iftar]
46. Ayesha once got spikes and blond and stop defecating on top of YOUR approach to disclose, copy, distribute, disseminate, dissemble, dissect, divest, divorce, draw a different guitar note [Okay this might have been a few rants smushed together. LOL]
47. And We Will... [Big Smile. but of course!]
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